1、大爆炸過(guò)時(shí)樂(lè) ，今年流行小光頭

1. The Big Bang is out of fashion. This year, small bald head is popular

2、人生自古誰(shuí)無(wú)死，早死晚死都得死

2. Since ancient times, whoever dies early or late must die

3、都說(shuō)勞動(dòng)最光榮，可最光榮的卻個(gè)個(gè)家徒四壁!都說(shuō)不勞動(dòng)可恥，可哪個(gè)可恥的沒(méi)有汽車(chē)洋房英鎊法郎?勞動(dòng)節(jié)到了，愿我們這些勞動(dòng)者能得片刻快樂(lè)!

3. It is said that labor is the most glorious, but the most glorious are all in vain! It is said that it is shameful not to work, but which shameful one has no car, house, pound and Franc? When labor day comes, may we workers have a moment of happiness!

4、你傻嗎你以為沒(méi)他你會(huì)死嗎誰(shuí)缺了誰(shuí)都會(huì)活得好好的你給我記清楚

4. Are you stupid? Do you think you're going to die without him? Anyone who's missing will live a good life. You make it clear to me

5、你有的我不嫉妒,我有的你別羨慕

5. I don't envy what you have. Don't envy what I have

6、舒展的眉頭，快樂(lè)的心頭，悠閑的大頭，忙碌的小頭，健康的里頭，瀟灑的外頭，闊卓的手頭，擋不住的來(lái)頭!五一節(jié)快樂(lè)

6. Stretch brow, happy heart, leisurely big head, busy small head, healthy inside, smart outside, Kuo Zhuo's hand, unstoppable future! Happy May Day

7、寶貝兒，請(qǐng)弄好你的裙子,蓋好你的大腿，拉好你的領(lǐng)子,姐的男人你特么少動(dòng) 。

7. Honey, please make your skirt, cover your thighs, and pull your collar. I don't want you to move too much.

8、~醉臥情場(chǎng)妹莫笑~情場(chǎng)無(wú)敵都傳說(shuō)~古來(lái)英雄幾人回~全軍敗在秀裙下~！

8. ~ don't laugh at the drunken love field sister ~ it's said that the love field is invincible ~ the heroes of ancient times returned ~ the whole army lost in the show ~!

9、寫(xiě)一份報(bào)告需要一天，換來(lái)老板的贊賞；煲一鍋湯需要幾小時(shí)，給家人帶來(lái)一份溫馨；送一份祝福只需簡(jiǎn)單一句話(huà)，收獲一輩子的友情；預(yù)祝五一快樂(lè)！

9. It takes a day to write a report, in exchange for the boss's appreciation; it takes hours to cook a pot of soup, bringing warmth to the family; it takes only a simple sentence to send a blessing, to harvest a lifetime of friendship; wish may day happy!

10、笨蛋，我哪天都想跟你在一起胡鬧。 白癡，我哪天都想跟你在一起傻笑。

10. Fool, I want to play with you any day. Idiot, I want to giggle with you any day.

11、鮮花獻(xiàn)給辛勤的勞動(dòng)人民。

11. Flowers for the hard-working people.

12、勞動(dòng)節(jié)到來(lái)之際我特地為一向以：吃飯打沖鋒，干活多磨蹭；整天睡大覺(jué)，房間從不掃；上班老遲到，下班提前走，的你頒發(fā)：最懶惰勞模獎(jiǎng)以資鼓勵(lì)。預(yù)祝五一快樂(lè)！

12. When labor day comes, I give you the award of the most lazy model worker to encourage you: eat, fight, work, sleep all day, never sweep the room; always late for work, leave early after work. Happy May Day!

13、你以為我會(huì)眼睜睜的看你去送死嗎？ 我會(huì)閉上眼睛的。

13. Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

14、據(jù)說(shuō)，潭是太陽(yáng)與亮相愛(ài)卻始終錯(cuò)過(guò)的眼淚。

14. It is said that the pool is the tears that the sun and Liang love but miss all the time.

15、親愛(ài)的，你日夜操勞家務(wù)終于令我感到過(guò)意不去，為了今后能夠繼續(xù)心安理得地享受你的服務(wù)，只好忍痛決定:這個(gè)假期任你處置。

15. Dear, I feel sorry for your housework day and night. In order to continue to enjoy your service in the future, I have to bear the pain and decide to leave this holiday to you.